Valleywag Mocks Ultimate, San Jose Spiders

Valleywag’s Sam Biddle, a rising star in the New York media scene, just finished up a post with the headline, “Silicon Valley Innovates New Level Of Lameness for Ultimate Frisbee.”

He takes predictably easy shots at Lightspeed Ventures for signing up as a title sponsor for the AUDL’s San Jose Spiders.

His lead: “Whenever you meet someone new, ask them ‘Are you a murderer?,’ and if they say ‘No!’ you ask them ‘Do you play ultimate frisbee?’ This is how you weed out bad people.”

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